Once upon a time

Once upon a time in a faraway future, there was a space ship where three people lived. Vaiva, a very strong, independent and beautiful woman was a mechanic, Perkunas, a healthy tall man was a pilot, and Straubilis… was a stewardess…

Perkunas had romance with Vaiva from a long time. But Vaiva was suspecting, that Perkunas has got someone else.

One day Perkunas asked Vaiva to stay on the space ship and keep an eye on it, while he and Straubilis go to the planet “Rainbow” in very important business. Vaiva also wanted to go, because she was more important than Straubilis, but Perkunas told her, that only men are permitted to go there.

Vaiva was angry, but she didn’t want to argue Perkunas because of his explosive character. So she stayed alone on the space ship.

Hours had passed and the man wasn’t coming back. Vaiva was extremely bored. She started to check her surroundings with a telescope. She noticed, that Rainbow is a very beautiful planet full of colours. She was very interested and started to explore the planet. She saw lakes, forests, mountains and.. omg… suddenly she saw a gay parade! She keept on watching and she saw… no.. it can’t be… Perkunas and Straubilis were kissing!

Vaiva got furious and made a decision to kill them both.

After few hours she noticed, that a transport capsule is coming back with Perkunas and Straubilis on board. Vaiva pushed the red button and two gay felt out of the capsule and blow out in the atmosphere.

After this happened all gay from the parade started to cry and a beautiful, shiny rainbow appeared in the sky. From that time every time a gay was killed a rainbow had appeared in the sky.

A legend about an electrician

At the beginning there was nothing but a sad and gray, little town. A rich businessman lived there and above average talented electrician Veles. One day Perun decided to do something with his wealth and build a giant shopping mall with a Spa, cinema, parking and a funfair. He wished the citizens would start appreciating their hometown and feel happy.

The construction lasted and lasted, while crowds of citizens applauded for Perun for his generosity and great idea. The media loved him. People even wanted to build a sculpture as an act of worship.

The construction was almost ready, but nothing worked because there was no electricity. Perun asked the great electrician Veles, to help him. Veles agreed, but he was extremely jealous about this great popularity, as until now it was him who was the most admired person in town. He decided to disturb Perun in his creation of the mall.

On the day of the opening, the whole town gathered with gifts for Perun. When Perun wanted to turn the lights on, nothing worked and people started to walk off discontented. Perun was very angry and he ordered the security to catch Veles and take him to the to the massage room in the lower floor, where until now he is being massaged by a great massaging machine.

Moral: you can’t do everything by yourself, and when you co-operate you have to respect the others, otherwise they can surprisingly turn against you.